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9TwoFly: Chronicles of A Thinker Pt.1 →

9twofly:

I thought today,

and there was some menacing shit on my mind I struggled to force away.

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A lonely soul, disconnected, and lost touch

Stupid actions bring hurt, and aborts trust.

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Why am I forced to silently be tormented by the things my mind refuse to let go

Why after I release…

— 9 months ago with 6 notes
pocketsandbows:

musiquelyintrigued:

ohmygigi:

Some Guy With A Desktop At Starbucks! 

LMFAO HE BROUGHT THE WHOLE CPU WITH HIM!


LMFAO!!! I’m literally laughing out loud! Just know that not a single fuck was given by this gentleman! 

I’m dyinggg!!!!!

pocketsandbows:

musiquelyintrigued:

ohmygigi:

Some Guy With A Desktop At Starbucks!

LMFAO HE BROUGHT THE WHOLE CPU WITH HIM!

LMFAO!!! I’m literally laughing out loud! Just know that not a single fuck was given by this gentleman! 

I’m dyinggg!!!!!

(Source: gothamist.com)

— 10 months ago with 7060 notes
When I’m famous and I appear on TV…

My parents will be like:

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My teachers will be like:

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And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like:

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Karma, bitches.

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and then on tumblr there’s gonna be all these embarrassing gifs of me

(Source: jennycamui, via niaxdope)

— 10 months ago with 124252 notes
(Before marriage)
Husband:I can hardly wait
Wife:Do you want me 2 leave?
Husband:Dont even think about it.
Wife:Do you love me?
Husband:of course always have, always will
Wife:Have you cheated on me?
Husband:No, why you even asking
Wife:Will you kiss me?
Husband:Every chance i get!
Wife:Will you hit me?
Husband:Hell no are you crazy
Wife:Can i trust you
Husband:Yes
Wife:Darling
(After marriage, read from bottom to top)
— 10 months ago with 616 notes
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

therealdannyboy:

iaminyouraddressbar:

suicidexmouse:

FOREVER THIS FUCKING VIDEO

BRB ! fucking dying !!

FOREVER REBLOG

WHAT IS AIR?!?!

oh

BRB I JUST PISSED MY PANTS!

omg hahah i love this so muchh.

http://therealdannyboy.tumblr.com/

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =„,)

(Source: heyfunniest, via keshiashanae)

— 11 months ago with 332126 notes